Lady Masquerade
Journeyman
Look into my eyes. Do you see who I see?
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Post by Lady Masquerade on Dec 18, 2009 17:51:52 GMT -5
I just received this email today and it's supposed to be slated for tomorrow. Couldn't they have picked a warmer time to do this??
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Don't forget to mark your calendars. December 19th is "WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY."
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday, December 19th, at 12:00 Noon, Eastern Standard Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
GOD BLESS AMERICA !
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.
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Post by labael on Dec 30, 2009 21:52:09 GMT -5
God bless America!!
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