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Post by Drozgul on Dec 5, 2009 2:44:10 GMT -5
You know there's a role for you in this town...YES YOU!
The Fail City news cast may not be able to keep this thread up to date, so I'll leave it to you guys.
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rlandis
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FOR THE EMPIRE!
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Post by rlandis on Dec 5, 2009 3:02:38 GMT -5
Fail Boat Captain - The captain of the official boat of Fail city.
CURRENTLY under control of a Tomb King from Warhammer.
First mate of the Fail boat: Held by the Heirophant who served with the Tomb King.
Fail Moose: Any-one who fails at an OOC comment at an Rp session.
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Post by Drozgul on Dec 5, 2009 3:08:43 GMT -5
Yeah, but Dicky, what was YOUR Fail City Job?
I think last I thought about mine was something like, Fail City Geeksquad/computer tech (Trying aimlessly to fix a computer monitor having not once considered that the tower had finally given out on me).
And/or Fail City Postman (Losing 5 out of 7 members of a roleplaying game based upon e-mails found in my "drafts" box three months after the game had nearly collapsed as I declared to all that I had disclosed to each of them explicit and useful clues to use in between live sessions; I still cry over this a little).
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rlandis
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Post by rlandis on Dec 8, 2009 17:09:17 GMT -5
A true servent of the Emporer does not fail! He knows only victory!
In all honesty, trying to think of a fail city job?
I fail at opening Jars? Does that count? I can never get those bastards open.
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Post by Drozgul on Dec 8, 2009 17:14:25 GMT -5
Hmmm....knows only victory? And yet the empire fell. I guess we all know the cause now.
YOU are the fail city centurion! A representative of the Empire such as you, gifted with such responsibility, were the very same envoy who delivered the message of initial defeat. You succeeded in this act.
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rlandis
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Post by rlandis on Dec 8, 2009 17:17:20 GMT -5
HAH! I shall take my hat and nod to this.
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