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Post by Drozgul on Dec 5, 2009 2:27:08 GMT -5
Ever feel like you are always the one who has to order the pizza, or seem to always be the first up for a drink and find yourself serving beverages to the whole group?
These are achievements, didn't you know?
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Post by Drozgul on Dec 5, 2009 2:30:11 GMT -5
I definitely end up calling in the pizza order most often. Ding!
I also win on the character comparison of what not to do when making a character poll. Ding!
So let's see thats.
Achievement: Pizza call-in b*tch. Achievement: Fail city Toon Roller.
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rlandis
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Post by rlandis on Dec 5, 2009 2:39:00 GMT -5
Achievment: Tavern Npc
Getting a Job in the food buisness.
Achievment: "What are you buying?"
Getting a job in any store.
Achievment: The White
Spend a week playing a single game, without leaving the house.
Achiement: "I rolled a one."
Getting out of bed with your girlfriend, having only been there 30 seconds.
Achiement: King of the Arguement
Win an arguement with a woman on Hard Difficulty.
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Post by Drozgul on Dec 5, 2009 4:15:47 GMT -5
Achievement: Do the Dew Having consumed more beverages than hours elapsed playing a single game.
Achievement: Biohazard Foregoing/ignoring multiple warnings from your body and/or family and friends to occasionally eat/bathe/urinate/sleep/go to work during game play of any kind.
Achievement: MPD Speaking to friends or acquiantances In Character outside of game.
Achievement: Downtime Convincing someone in the real world to somehow reward you for time spent NOT ACTUALLY accomplishing anything.
Achievement: Domestic Violence Referring to marital problems using game terms during an arguement with spouse.
Achievement: Get out of Jail Free Using any of the following "cards" to escape or overcome an otherwise overwhelming situation. (Age, Race, Terminal Illness, Military, Marital, Parental, Ignorance, Weight, Sightedness, Drunkeness, Wii Elbow, etc.) Experience Points should be rewarded accordingly.
Achievement: Divine Favor In game, calling upon the "Lord's Will" to save your neck in a dire situation and succeeding.
Achievement: Devil's Pwn In game, calling upon the "Lord's Will" to save your neck, only to have it cost you a valuable asset in exchange. (magical item, party member, PC's family member, soul, etc.)
Achievement: Get 'im Francis! Sending a party pet in to do the dirty work knowing the pet is truly bait in a "no win" situation.
Achievement: James Tiberius Kirk, Promotion to Captain Overcoming a "no win" situation, by breaking the system.
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Lady Masquerade
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Look into my eyes. Do you see who I see?
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Post by Lady Masquerade on Dec 5, 2009 17:10:28 GMT -5
GAMRGRL - Congratulations. You have the genetic makeup and essential body parts to be one of the often mythicized female gamers.
Alt-Tab - You spend more time playing your MMO than you do your D&D game while the D&D session is taking place.
SparkleCow - After having spent twenty minutes trying to find a cool username that's not already taken, you enter in something completely ridiculous and random and are instantly and forever known as this by all of the gaming community.
Hard Lessons Learned - You actually listen and obey when a fellow player instructs you to Alt-F4 in order to upload a cheat/mod.
Big Bag o' Mush - Your gaming essentials include dice, sheets, books, food, drink, and a big box of tissues.
King of the Autopilot - While playing your MMO, you are able to gain at least one level after falling asleep at the keyboard and only using two direction keys and the attack key while not playing a warrior or a paladin.
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Lady Masquerade
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Look into my eyes. Do you see who I see?
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Post by Lady Masquerade on Dec 5, 2009 18:56:47 GMT -5
Mind Ninja - Successfully play two characters in a single game with hidden/secret identities that even the other players are not aware of OOC. To accomplish this, the moment when the truth is revealed must be accompanied by the other players looking like they are seizuring, suffering a brain hemorrhage, or completely zombified.
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Fenix
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Who in the hell do you think I am?
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Post by Fenix on Dec 8, 2009 0:47:12 GMT -5
Professional Gamer- You have used vacation/sick time from your job and taken the day off just to play a game. (50 pts)
God slayer!- You have manged to overcome all obstacles in your rp game, and made the DM cry (100 pts)
DUDE!- You have held a conversation using only one word (25 pts)
The cake is a lie- A pop culture saying has made into your game and it works (25pts)
Slacker- You went to work, did nothing, and made it the entire day without your boss noticing (100 pts)
Pigeoned- Your idea has been stolen by those damn birds and some one else is making money off it. (-100 pts)
Player!-You have told a potential girlfriend about your rp games, and still gotten a date. (win, priceless)
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Post by rjrock85 on Dec 8, 2009 7:01:35 GMT -5
Woohoo I win! Player! All the way Is there further achievement if I then went on to marry said girlfriend?
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Post by Drozgul on Dec 8, 2009 8:25:07 GMT -5
Yup, its called:
Capitol Punishment: Admitting your role in a game as a hobby that not only doesn't repulse a member of the opposite sex, but brings them to the table with you. He/she is so open to this new exploratory idea that it lands you in marriage with such and understanding individual. A night of gaming with the boys will never be the same again. As the good book says, "For better of worse, for richer or poorer". (This also entails when gaming is both fun and frustrating with your partner, and when said partner begins to cost you even MORE money into gaming for their benefit.) Capitol is used in a more literal sense.
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Post by Drozgul on Dec 8, 2009 8:26:17 GMT -5
On a side note, the above achievement can also be labelled, "Masochist" yet does not necessarily imply marriage, but certainly a lengthy relationship.
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Fenix
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Who in the hell do you think I am?
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Post by Fenix on Dec 10, 2009 0:26:54 GMT -5
Woohoo I win! Player! All the way Is there further achievement if I then went on to marry said girlfriend? Joined party-You have managed to not scare away the girl you like, and after a few dates you are now a couple. (50 pts) Plundered the Dungeon- Well you have ya know -wink, wink, nudge, nudge- and can cast aside the awkward label of virgin. (win) Get over here!- Well you have popped the question they said yes, so now say goodbye to all that RP time you used to have (25pts)
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Fenix
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Who in the hell do you think I am?
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Post by Fenix on Feb 5, 2010 0:41:41 GMT -5
FAIL!!!- you have done somthing stupid and it was immortalized on the Internet for everyone to see (-1,000 pts)
Brains- You have made a zombie reference somewher and at the least gotten a chuckle from someone you is smart enough to understand. ( 50pts)
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rlandis
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Post by rlandis on Feb 5, 2010 0:53:07 GMT -5
My house is on fire?: This achiement is only gained after one has played a game for more then 6 hours only to learn a great and important event happend during that time.
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rlandis
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Post by rlandis on Feb 5, 2010 9:19:42 GMT -5
Edu-ma-kated – One has spent more time playing on the computer in class then actually doing work.
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Lady Masquerade
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Post by Lady Masquerade on Feb 24, 2010 17:23:14 GMT -5
Entangling Limbs
Your spouse/significant other must make a DC 15 Escape Artist check to wiggle out of your embrace once you've fallen asleep. This is usually followed by a DC 15 (+ modifiers if you have a cluttered bedroom or are not a sound sleeper) Move Silently check to successfully leave the area without waking you.
Control Weather
You've succeeded in stealing the covers/blankets/sheets from your partner and no amount of prodding will wake you to give them back. Your significant other is now left to freeze beside you while you're snug as a bug in all the rugs. OR You've somehow managed to manipulate all the nice cool air coming from the fan/air conditioner to land on you and only you. Even when the fan is on oscillate or the AC is cranked up, the only thing your partner can feel is the excruciating heat and sweat that's been pooling on his/her side of the bed, yet you are cool and content.
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